A few things to say tonight over my baked chicken

Global Warming my ass. That's about all I have to say about this new fad (and that's all this has been--a fad!) that people are so caught up with. One side sees it as absolute truth and the other doesnt have the fucking balls to stand up to this blatant bullshit from a bunch of people that will create policies to collect more of our earned money. We are entering the little ice-age; mankind has always experienced climate change--long before the fucking trains, planes, and automobiles (go read real non-partisan scientists).


The real problem about this is that all of a sudden people care about what they do--or care about what they look like they do--now they accept Global Warming like a commandment to Moses, and they can excuse all the decades they didnt give a shit (and still don't really give a shit, they only want to look trendy and shop at Whole Foods). The truth is, real people who have always loved the earth and all of God's creation, are absolutely insulted that politicians are now trying to tell us to love the earth. Real people--might I say--BITTER PEOPLE--Yes I cling to my fucking guns, but not cause I'm bitter, just cause I know how some people will allow certain people into this country, certain policies, that I may need to protect myself and family against--and I go to Church because I believe--nothing bitter about it...but, to return--real people who have always loved eating their own vegetables, who understand the benefits of chemicals to kill off pests--really, when was the last time you tried to grow large amounts of vegetables and fruits that would be your family's sustenance for the entire year without chemicals and been successful. Sorry, difficult and hard to do and probably possible on small scales at one point or another in this lifetime. Biological powders and repellents, organic solutions are welcomed by me, as long as I still get real tomatoes, potatoes, beans, etc. and not a bunch of whiteflies, blackflies, lettuce fleas, bean bugs and wilted tomato virus.

But to return to my main point--all of a sudden people are trying to tell us that our individual actions will harm the earth and make the earth worse for the children. I completely agree and have always learned and tried to live according to this principle--that I must take personal responsibility for my individual actions. But that still makes US responsible for what we do (not the Government, not some piece of legislation, not your fucking mama--no offense to your mother...), and if we act according to incomplete studies, politicized science, AlGore bullshit spoonfed backwards through a toilet-bowl, if we do not take into account the fact that wrong actions may also have a bad effect on the world, then we havent learned a thing--we have gone ahead and swallowed the same bologna propaganda that Communists have been trying to feed us for the last century (Go read a book by Jonah Goldberg titled Liberal Fascism...good book to learn a thing or two); that our individual freedoms are threatened is the real problem here, and they'll take it away one by one until there is nothing left but to get in line for our weekly bag of rice.

This is the reason why I see green as the new red, and I always have, ever since some pimping politician tried to feed me bullshit about saving the environment. I always tried to save my environment--that's why I call my self a Conservative--I wish to conserve. Simple as that.

Another thing I wish to conserve is tobacco use. Heard the new one--legislation to ban Clove Cigarettes. Why? Some people want to blame big tobacco like Phillip Morris--I know of some of Phillip Morris' people--I got nothing bad to say. The real problem, again, is people who want to outlaw smoking entirely. If you look at it systematically, you can see that after the big tobacco settlements, less and less tobacco ended up on the shelves in stores. States legislated the "No Smoking" sections, then outlawed it indoors completely. Next you were ticketed for smoking with a minor under a certain weight in the car. Who is to say whether I can smoke with my own kid in the car or not? Why would we give government the ability to prohibit us to make that choice? Doesnt anyone see the irrationality in this or the likeness to Prohibition of Alcohol that brought about the mob.

I happen to like an occasional Clove Cigarette.

And why smoking; why not tofu. I hate fucking tofu. I hate vegetarians that have to go jizz about their vegetarianism every goddamn second. If someone has to jizz about their own shit all the time, then they are probably helplessly seeking for the same thing we all are and just unwilling to admit they don't have a fucking clue. And, did you hear the latest--Bean curd--SOY BEANS (yes, all you soy milk drinkers, listen up)--SOY BEANS, high in estrogen, are known to severely altar the body's chemistry. What I'm saying here, at least what the studies are showing, is that high quantities of soy among males and females pregnant with males lead to higher rates of homosexuality. So, if you want to keep your masculinity in tact--or, ladies, if you naturally (and this is about Nature) want to have a real man in your life, leave out the bean curd tofu-shit and soy milk. This is scary.


oh--a new recipe, almost forgot.

Baked Chicken a la Provence

Whole Chicken Fryer, cut up into convenient pieces. 3 Shallots and 6 garlic cloves chopped into bowl with olive oil, salt, pepper, sage, thyme, oregano, basil, rosemary. Toss chicken in same bowl until thoroughly coated in seasonings. Place into large baking pan skin side up. Then Chop tomatoes and mushrooms, toss in same bowl with seasonings left over--place into, over, between, and under chicken. Let loose a few glugs of red wine, drizzle melted butter over pieces of chicken (make sure chicken skins are visible for browning). Salt again and pepper, bake 350-400 for 45min - 1 hour. Serve.